I deserve lots of love - 48HFP is up!
Posted July 27th, 2006 by kelli in ProjectsHello all of our adoring fans (Jessie & Dawn)! I just wanted to announce all the fabulous downloads we now have up for your viewing pleasure. Make sure to watch these at work to make the most of your time (and get paid for it!). 48HFP, The Adventures of Jim T. Zombie, The Pitch and Wishful Thinking are all up for your viewing pleasure. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, it’s better than Cats. It has to be since there is curbing involved. And adorable little girls named Cara eating cake. So enjoy!
All our love, g14 (well really, me, Kelli)
FOR KIDS!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Everybody thank Kel for putting up the files! Jeff and I were the ones that took so long to get them to her, but she turned it right around and slapped them up online! You rock Kelli!
Enjoy it people! It is surely not for kids!
Raise up playa and stab a bitch!
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Ooooohhhhh! I am so excited I may implode! I may be stabbing bitches all day long, Matthew!
Kel, you’re my favorite! (but don’t tell Jeff)
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
How fickle your love proves, Jessie. I’m going to go cry myself to sleep. :(
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
On the other hand…
Editing is well underway on the 2nd “Ultimate Eye for the Vertigo Guy”. Clocking in so far at a whopping nine minutes, this epic masterpiece has it all. Cursing. Nudity. Southerners. David C. White. What more could you hope for?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
YES! Awesome projects for download. It makes me sad that I have no sound on my computer at home!! Luckily, my bosses are as nutty as my g14 darlings and will probably love to see what I download at work. I’ve heard so little about the 48 Hour film and I can’t wait to see it. If I see any bitches, I’ll get to stabbing!!
By the by, another project I am dying to see is Noir. What’s the status on THAT little gem?
Love you all…truly! :)
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
“How is the Tang on this space ride?” I nearly pissed myself…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Noir will be finished in one form or another by Sept. 7th. Bank on it.
There’s some great stuff coming up that we’re really excited about. Hopefully we’ll have more fun stuff really soon that will keep people entertained. And hey, it might even be non-comic related. I’m not promising anything, but it just might happen.
Also, we’re trying to expand our audience, so if you know anyone who might share our…hmmm…’unique’ sense of humor, please get them help. They are most likely a ticking time bomb. However, if they need something to keep them busy in their down time from therapy, then you should tell them to check out our stuff! Time to reach a wider audience folks, and we need your help!
But don’t worry, we’ll always love you most…
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Also, from what I understand, the tang on that spaceride is pretty good…
Play it to the bone!
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Woohoo!
Love to Kelli! In my heart, you’ll always be G1…
Awesome to be able to download this twisted mess after a long day at work… You sick f**ks are the best!
(Notice how I substituted letters in the word fuck with *’s, so the blog can be appropriate for the kids)
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Wow. Now Sean and Jessie have turned against me. Sigh. Once upon a time I was most beloved.
And I’ll speak from experience. The tang on that spaceride is FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Uh…Jeff…you’ve tasted the tang on JB’s spaceride? Or are you just talking about spacerides in general?
Sean, I just about died laughing at your post. Thanks for helping keep the g14 safe for kids.
Now, anyone want to tell me where the mysterious David C. White is?
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I was actually talking about the tang on DAVE’S spaceride. You know.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Ahhh…how could I have been so blind? Well…true dat!
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Okay, before I rip out my eyes from having to read about Dave’s tang…let’s move on! I believe the afformentioned Mr. White is preparing to return to Virginia to go on vacation with the rest of my family…the little bastard. I have to work, though, because apparently if you take 6 weeks off to have a baby, employers don’t want to give you more time off to go to the beach. I hope the little bitch fries in the sun…lucky little snit.
- Working White Girl in Harrisonburg
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Wow. I thought you were talking about Abby G at the end there, Dawn. Some loving mother you are. But instead, you are only talking about your brother. And that’s perfectly acceptable.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I will fry, sis, but not from the sun. No. From the BURN!
By the way, its not my fault you let Jeff blow his beans up your muff for, well… A KID!
Hmmm… graphic. And yes, my bune is rather slathered with delicious, life giving tang. And Jeff doesn’t know. Because like space, the final frontier, no man has gone before. Ever.
And kudos to all, especially Kel, for getting the new content on the site. Fun stuff here, I think. And lashing apologies all around for the lack of chiming in. I’ve been working crazel hours in order to go on vacation and in preperation for the numerous events this fall. I will write more when I can, maybe even an update of cool things for you to either dismiss or make fun of me for.
Ultimate Eye 2! Can’t wait!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I like Tang.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
And I like spacerides.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I’ve just spent the loveliest hour watching g14 flicks! You know, nothing distracts you from having the flu like watching zombies, lonely theater employees and curbings. Ahhh, I feel so much better. Thanks guys, for doing it for the kids!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Sorry to hear you are sick, Jessie. Glad that the blasphemy that is g14 has healing powers. It’s always for the kids. I just spent the last hour reviewing footage from the 48 HFP to see if there are any “director cut” scenes that are worth putting up. Mostly, I just want to put up the 15 minute audio cut of Matthew, Dave, Ho and Charlie goofing around at 3 in the morning to come up with all the musical accents for the piece.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Do that, Jeff! It would be funnier watching those studly, witty men than, you know, “special” scenes. (If I complement them, they may be more amenable to the audio cut. Oh. Jeff, you stallion, you should put the foursome up1)
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
All right, Jessie. I’ll try to get that posted up for Kel to upload asap. I only do this because you called me a stallion.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Thanks all for the kudos and love :) And Sean, you’re my favorite now since you recognize the true power behind G14. (I think Matthew will yell at me for that comment later.)
Jeff, you should also give us the hours of footage Charlie shot as Timortina Tate. Though we may have to hide that as an easter egg as I’m sure it gets rather graphic.
Jessiekenneyfromchicago - I think we all got something this weekend. Mom & I have been sick too :( Damn those head tapping schlongs - we’ve been infected with RAGE!
LOVE YAs!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I almost died laughing from that, Kel. And then I pictured Jesus infected with RAGE and now I’m a hysterical mess on the floor at work. Thank you!