If we all ask really nicely…
Posted August 3rd, 2006 by jeff in ProjectsIf we all ask really nicely, our lovely red-headed webmistress (oooh, kinky!) may post a new item for us today (Thursday!). Pretty please, Kel?
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November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I second that notion, Jeff. Please Kel? And be your normal funny, ghetto self? Just might be the cure for this rainy day . . .love ya, mean it!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I’ll call your rainy day and raise you some sweltering heat!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Talk about pressure. Kelli, are you gonna stand for this? I wanna see some spitefulness goin’ on here.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Spite? SPITE?!? It’s the fuel that stokes our furnaces. It’s the g14 way. That’s why I’m bring a 20-lb. sledgehammer to your house on Saturday, Brian.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Kelli…I just might be around much longer. 105 degree weather with 117 heat index and those costumes I have to wear outside?? well…i am feeling a bit..a tiny bit…i just don’t have much energy left, and one of my last requests would be that you post that new item for us. Although…no rush…I am sure I can survive a few more days…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I meant might NOT be around…I screw everything up don’t i?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Oh how awful do I feel that I must disappoint my fans. Er, well g14’s fans. Oh hell, they’re MY fans! (Gee, some fans, like real wind creating fans, would be AWESOME right now. It’s really hot, even inside!)
So unfortunately, a few events have conspired to make it so I cannot act immediately on your paltry whims and post new and fabulous things from g14. 1) I learned I’m definitely getting laid off from AOL sometime in the near future; 2) The beltway had wicked traffic (big surprise) on my way to Discovery; 3) I had an interview at Discovery - it went ok. But their building is a shark right now, how cool is that?; 4) I hit wicked traffic on the way home too, booooo; 5) My copy of Dreamweaver on my home laptop decided it wanted a valid serial number - they finally caught up with me; 6) I did not bring my work laptop home with me which has a (for now) valid copy of Dreamweaver with which to post the yummy goodies from g14.
There, do you feel my pain yet? Add to that the dress maker had to send my wedding gown (yes you read that right, my WEDDING gown) back for a new one because mine is stained! Oh joy!
Can I have a very strong martini with lots of green olives now? Preferably in a icy chilly air conditioned room (where the ac actually works?). Thank you.
I’ll post the damn thing on Monday. Stay tuned :)
(I think this is the longest blog entry I’ve ever written! Yay!)
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Quite frankly, I’m just amazed that you used lowercase g’s on each g14 for the entire post.
Now…THAT’s some sort of record.
Happy to know the branding guidelines are starting to stick.
And would you all believe that I haven’t seen these clips that we’re putting up on Monday? Bear can’t drive! How can that be?
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
How can you be mean to me in a time like this? Just to SPITE you - since that is what G14 runs on…
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGG
Happy? And just for that I may postpone posting the new stuff. Watch the masses revolt against you Mr. G man!!! Bwahahahah!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Yeah, nice work Kel. See what happens when you use capitals for the g? You break the blog, and send it screaming into a dark oblivion…the oblivion of having to scroll not only up and down, but side to side.
Curse you capital g!
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
See, that’s what happens when you make me mad. I break shit.
And yeah, I said shit. Screw the kids.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
All right Kel.
Let’s go to bed.
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Mmm bed :)
G
ha!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Alright, CHILDREN. Here I wake up to have my nice Caribou coffee light roast sullied by hordes of screaming Gs. In a more caffinated time I might be inclined to welcome a screaming G, yea even hordes of them. But now you broke the blog. You have now made me come back there because you couldn’t keep your hands on your own sides of the blog.
Now you just sit quietly while I clean up your mess.
There.
Now, if I have to do that again, I swear, I will turn this blog around right now.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
This is my favorite blog entry since the X2 debate! What fun!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
It’s called tough love, baby. Not precisely the same as but thankfully closely related to tough lovin’.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Wow, papa Brian had to take us to school. Ouch.
And what the hell is a “screaming G”? Is that like a sex thing? Or is it like when Ice Cube stubs his toe?
Matthew
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I love this. Kelli, Matthew, when you were having your back-and-forth on this blog, I pictured you with your laptops, opposite each other at your dining room table, Battleship-style. (”Heh, heh. Said that, did you? Well, read THIS.”) Awesome.
Hey, Kel? How did your wedding dress get stained? It startles me that with all the other comments since your posting, no one questioned that. Perhaps with the debate about “g” vs “GGGGGGGGG” 14, people forgot; I’d hate to think there is a base of sartorially-challenged (or worse, disinterested!) readers out there. Anyway. The wedding is still on, right?
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Hey, does anyone else miss Dave’s entries? Lately, there has been little in the way of misspellings and CAPITALIZED WORDS. I just feel empty inside. Hurry back to us, DCW!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I, too, am intrigued by the Mystery of the Wedding Dress Stain. Do tell, Kel.
I’ll let DCW know that he is missed and a reply is in order. Maybe I can take dictation over the phone.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Laura NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Jessie NOOOOOOOOO! DCW? Douche Chill White has got everybody on his C. Damn it! Until we get another friend who happens to have DW as their initials– wait, wait, there is Dawn White, Fuck! Love the Whites (the family not the race, you fucking racists, I’m talking to you Balz :) ). Well wait, she is now Dawn Driscoll, so yeah, we need some Galactic Elfin technology, so that whenever Dave signs an email or any other message David C. White, it automatically removes the C. or replaces it with something funny, like TRAIN! Or if you’d like we WILL do this whenever mentioning White by his initials it will now be, D-TRAIN-W or D-WHITE-FORTHATASS-SUPPOSEDLY.
This is what a few hours of sleep does to some people.
Ride the SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Obviously, Gavin has been infected with RAGE! Just like Jesus. . .
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
OMG, is this what you people do on the weekends??
First, Brian, I’m sorry I broke the blog. But it’s really Matthew’s fault. Next time I see you, I’ll bring some Caribou love.
Second, the dress…ah the dress…I have no clue how it got stained. It apparently happened at the maker because the stain was actually in the seam - it had been sewn that way. I just didn’t notice it in our joy to really have my wedding dress and finally be able to put it on and see what it looked like (which it’s lovely, it really is :D). Well at least the seamstress doing my alterations found it! I’m not too worried about it, though if I get another damaged dress on Aug 25, you’re going to see what RAGE looks like. Zombie Jesus will look like a fucking kitten…
Third? Gavin your post cracked me up. I’m laughing hysterically in my cube. Brian, is there any way we could write some code so that whenever Dave does sign his name “David C. White” it automatically inserts something else? I think that’s brilliant. And we’ll need to do it quickly since the Davewhiteforthatass just got back from the beach, hence his extended absence. So let’s welcome him home with open arms and added frustration! Yay! (love you Dave! for real!)
Heheheh - longest blog 2 complete! I’ll let you know when I post the new stuff! Latro!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Ahhh… Latro TODAY?!? Perhaps…
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Aren’t we demanding! It’s up Mr. Impatient! :D
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
i find this all rather titillating; stained wedding dresses, lay-offs, traffic, capital G’s and bedtime requests. hmmmm. it’s better than the clinton era.