K-Balz Birthday
Posted March 8th, 2007 by david in NewsHey all! Check it! Today is a birthday for g14’s own Kelli…
(Um, are you changing your name? I think you are, but I don’t want to be wrong on this one… damn… okay, let me start again.)
Hey all! Check it! Kelli’s birthday is today! Wish her some love! And cake. Delicious cake. Or ice cream. You know what? Its her day, damn it! She can have what ever she wants! Except the flesh of human babies, but, why would she ever want that? C’mon, people! Think rational!
STOP EATING BABIES!
Happy Birthday, Kel!

November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Woohoo! Happy Birthday, Kel, my fellow Pisces! Have a fantastic day, and I second the cake and ice cream idea.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Happy birthday, Kel! And if you want to eat babies on your special day, well, it’s your special day. I’ll call Brian and see if he can sacrifice Cara for the cause. I don’t think he’ll have a problem with it.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Haaaaaaapppppppyyyyy Biiiiirthdaaaaaay! I hope it’s a wonderful day for you. Wish I could be with you to celebrate and eat cake and ice cream and stuff. Love you!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Happy birthday darlin.
That’s all I have to say online. :)
Me
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
I will officially change my name to K-balz someday. Right now I am too lazy so just call me Kelli, or Kel, or Keleigh…hehheheeh.
Thank you all for the birthday wishes :) You guys rock and are the bestest friends a girl could ever want!
Love, K
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Or call her “Codename: Gooseberry”. Ah, sweet memories!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Happy Kel, Birthday!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Hope you had a kick-ass birthday!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Hi Matthew -
Long time voyeur, first time blogger. Yes, it’s true that judges have a preconceived notion of what the winner should look like. It’s like directors at an audition. Most everyone that shows up is an adequate actor, especially if sent by a talent agency, but the director is going to cast the actor that most closely resembles his preconceived image of the character. Without belaboring the analogy, the point is we’re all competing all the time anyhow so if you’re going to make films whether or not there’s a contest, why not make it and submit it? If you’re working for a client (wouldn’t that be nice?), he gives you a set of parameters to work in - just like a contest. And like an actor working for free: it’s great practice. Plus, a web page full of little gold logos can’t hurt when a client does comes looking.
- Fr. Jim
P.S. Happy B-day, Miss Kelli
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Cool - I posted to the wrong blog. I’m old, I’m confused.
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
Happy birthday day K-Balz! See you this evening!
November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
It’s all this talk about eating babies that got you confused, Jim. We understand completely.