(Lonely) Birthday to you!
Posted September 27th, 2007 by jeff in Fun StuffHappy birthday to the dude who makes sure everything functions on-line, Brian Stearns! He’s as close as we come to having a god of the internet, and today he’s finally as old as I am!
Now, last year, all the ladies of the blog celebrated by having a naked oily pillow fight. How are you going to top that?
September 28th, 2007 at 10:06 am
I think the only way to top the ladies having a naked oily pillow fight is for the DUDES to have a naked oily pillow fight. It’ll be like 300 with more feathers and less definition.
Tonight, we giggle in HELL!
Happt Birthday, Brian!
DCW
September 28th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Oh. My. God. Dave. We talked about this. LESS dudity in ‘07. You’re walking a fine line, my friend.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:42 am
Oh yeah, and the next time you all bitch that we never write anything here, remember this. Ho & JKf(D)C I’m looking at you!
September 28th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Happy Birthday Brian!!
You are the AWESOME!
I’m going to try and have a naked pillow fight tonight in your honor!
Matthew
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Ahh, can’t believe I missed this! Happy Birthday, Brian!
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:37 am
I missed it too - I’m a bad friend! Happy Birthday Brian - you are a rockstar (not in the stupid web 2.0 way, but in the really cool, I like you kind of way). Jeff already sent you my present while we were at the beach…;)
October 4th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Wow, I totally missed your bday Brian. Happy belated! I rarely check the rants since they’re updated so infrequently. (Ahem. Jeff.) Anyway, hope the day was special!
October 4th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
OMG. Are you seriously accusing ME of being the reason that the rants are updated so infrequently?!? Go back and look at the last few months and see who ALWAYS posts. Me. That’s right.
I’ll be waiting for my apology. And ice cream. Apology and ice cream.
October 4th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Seriously. I’m going to go sulk in the corner. You just look and see.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:15 am
Um. . .Cookie dough? Mint chocolate chip? Caramel? You just tell me the flava, Jeff!
October 5th, 2007 at 8:21 am
All you Jeff Fan Club members out there take note: Jeff’s Favorite ice cream flavor is World Class Chocolate from Baskin Robbins. If that is unavailable, he’ll usually go for mint chocolate chip. Peanut Butter Cups are a bonus.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:22 am
Don’t forget the apology, either, JKf(D)C!
October 6th, 2007 at 8:39 am
Mea culpa. . .and a Baskin Robbins treat upon your next rant!
October 6th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Wait. I get Baskin Robbins the next time I rant? Noice.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Wow, the birthday that keeps on giving! Thirteen days later I’m STILL getting naked pillow fights. Never mind that I didn’t actually look at “rants” until thirteen days after my birthday. Wow, I suck.
And Kelli: THANK YOU!
October 11th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Happy well-belated birthday! Sorry we didn’t get a chance to throw candy at your face this year….