(Safe) Birthday to Safetysaurus!
Posted November 21st, 2007 by jeff in Fun StuffI just wanted to post a (belated) birthday wish for Safetysaurus! She celebrated the anniversary of her birth yesterday. SO… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Woot!
In honor of this momentous event, I present, “Safetysaurus’ Guide to Safe Thanksgiving Cooking”
STEP #1: Do not trust Jeff to Deep Fry a turkey.
STEP #2: If you are foolish enough to do so, please dial 9 and 1 on your cell phone, and be prepared to dial the final 1 at any second.
STEP #3: Dear God, please, please have a heavy duty fire extinguisher near by.
STEP #4: Reflect on all the good deeds you’ve done in your life.
STEP #5: Die.
(If You Skip Step #5, Please Proceed Directly to Step #6)
STEP #6: Reflect on how lucky you are to have survived, and enjoy a tasty bird.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Also, do not even attempt to eat the mighty OsTurDucken.
Happy Birthday, Safetysaurus!
~ L-train
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Is that a Turducken that includes Ostrich?!?
November 26th, 2007 at 12:40 am
Hi there, and thanks so much! It was a fantastic birthday, and I have decided that “28 Is Great.”
If we’re talking Thanksgiving safety, I would remind everyone to shield their eyes while breaking the wishbone, bundle up for after-dinner walks and avoid overconsumption as, according to The TODAY Show, you are more likely to die at the holidays than at any other time of the year.
On that note, happy holidays!
November 27th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
It is, Jeff. It is.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Happy belated, Safetysaurus! Hope you had a wonderful day and a safe Thanksgiving, too.