Happy birthday to the dude who makes sure everything functions on-line, Brian Stearns! He’s as close as we come to having a god of the internet, and today he’s finally as old as I am!

Now, last year, all the ladies of the blog celebrated by having a naked oily pillow fight. How are you going to top that?

You know who else you can’t stop? The D-Train. Did Jeff just post about this? Probably, but I had written all this stuff and then had to go to work, and I was about to cut and paste it into the comments. But then I thought, no…not me. No cutting and pasting for me. Plus, I have photos! So, I just wanted to wish a very, very happy birthday to D-Train, the man, David C. White. I could go into how long Dave and I have been friends, how much he means to me, how he is my hetero-lifemate, the JD to my Turk (he’s a sensi). But the truth is, if you’ve talked to me for more than five minutes, you’ve probably heard all of this since I never shut up about him. So, happy birthday Dave! Here’s a photo of the D-Train, using his incredible force powers to physically stop two of his actors dead in their tracks.

The tragic part is, Dave didn’t know his own strength in the force and he made their heads explode. Hence, no more Stone and MacGregor. That’s the g! True Hollywood story folks.

Who else? JKf(D)C! Yes, these two were born on the same day, which I believe is actually some sort of conspiracy, considering Jessie Kenney is Kel’s best friend ever. I mean think about it, two people born on the exact same day, one who is my best friend and one who is Kel’s? Hmmm…sounds suspect. Anyways, here’s a photo of Jessie, plotting her next fan letter to g14:

You know, I had a picture of Jessie, but she would probably hit me if I posted it, so I’m going to make all of you men vying for her attention continue to dream about the beauty that is JKf(D)C.

Happy birthday to both of you!! No fighting, just love!

Matthew

Today, two people celebrating their birthday must fight to the death for the right to name August 16th as their birthday! (Someone kick in that Star Trek music where Kirk and Spock are supposed to fight to the death).

Happy birthday to two, count them TWO folks we all know and love on our bliggity blog.

First off, David C. White celebrates his birthday today! Woot! Let’s all take some time today to go and look at the trailer for Waiting for Harry to celebrate Dave’s Neck Definition (Neck Def, or ND for short). Wow. Badass.

Second to enter the arena, Jessie Kenney no longer from Chicago! To celebrate Jessie, let’s all go drink fancy beverages from Starbucks. Or remind her that she’s the original #1 SUPERFAN! Even though she barely posts any more. :( But it’s her birthday!

Now, let the duel for our affections begin. TO THE DEATH!

Happy birthday to the survivor!

Hey all! I’m posting with some exciting news. Our very own g15 is going to tie the knot! That’s right, Roberto (Ho) Andre Whitman de Moraes is getting married (sorry, ladies)!

Ho recently proposed to his very special lady friend Danuza, and she said (and I quote) “Si!!!” We don’t have many more details than that right now, but we wanted to send a very special bit of love out to Ho, Danuza and Igor (Danuza’s 4 year old son). Congratulations to everybody!

Much love,
g14

Just a quick note– Dr. Patricia Lange who showed one of our Joey & Hiroko pieces at Pixelodeon did a write up on it at the NYU page. Check it out here.

Man, she makes us sound so much more serious than we really are. Except for Master Joey. He’s *deadly* serious.